The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 23 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)

Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.

Side side note: I don't do promos.

Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.

 

This sky is on fireeeeeeeeeee!

This sky is on fireeeeeeeeeee!

Anonymous asked
I love you xx Have an awesome day <3

Aw, thank you!!! <3

Anonymous asked
Also, I wish you didn't have suicide thoughts! You're sweet and funny and an awesome person, so it's not only your grandma, it's your parents, friends, people on here, and so many others who love you. xxxxx... I wish I could kiss you in person lol

Haha. You’re very sweet. Let’s do it! xP

Anybody wanna place bets that I&#8217;ll fall off this balcony tonight after a glass of wine or seven?

Anybody wanna place bets that I’ll fall off this balcony tonight after a glass of wine or seven?

My place of residence for tonight. I can get used to this.

My place of residence for tonight. I can get used to this.

I'm never getting married.

Dad: *To mom* Did you fart? The whole fucking couch vibrated.

Mom: Yeah, and when you fart, the whole fucking block vibrates. Fuck you.

Anonymous asked
I have followed you for so long, and I just love your blog and everything you have to say so much! You are so funny it's unreal :) Seriously, you are the best person ever! (obviously you don't have to respond, I just wanted to let you know!)

Aw, you’re so sweet! Thank you for following for so long. It really does mean a lot to me. You just put a smile on my face, and that’s quite a challenge these days! Thank you.

Anonymous asked
Hey Peterboo. Either date me or gimme one of those passes to eternal single-dom as well. Thanks.

I’ll pick you up at 7.

Anonymous asked
Hey Peter, I just blocked 2 guys who I was speaking to because they seemed kind of clingy and sleazy- guess I'm a mega bitch now. Write me my pass to eternal single-dom please?

Why the fuck am I writing the fucking passes?

How I respond to affection.

It was 80 degrees two days ago. Seriously, fuck this planet.

It was 80 degrees two days ago. Seriously, fuck this planet.