The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 23 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)

Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.

Side side note: I don't do promos.

Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.

 

Girls who work in auto stores are fucking hot.

That’s right, folks. It’s not sunny, or partly cloudy; it’s “blowing widespread dust.”

That’s right, folks. It’s not sunny, or partly cloudy; it’s “blowing widespread dust.”

Found my piece of shit car on Google Earth!

Found my piece of shit car on Google Earth!

You’ve lost the battle. Lose the fucking ponytail.

You’ve lost the battle. Lose the fucking ponytail.

Anonymous asked
What's your Instagram :)?

Shutyourface091. :P

Nice day for a picnic in the hood.

Nice day for a picnic in the hood.

Anonymous asked
Have you had any drinks today?

I haven’t been sober since Thursday.

My parents, the photographers. #toooldtobecool

My parents, the photographers. #toooldtobecool

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate my grandfather gearing up for breakfast with a cat bib.

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate my grandfather gearing up for breakfast with a cat bib.

This sky is on fireeeeeeeeeee!

This sky is on fireeeeeeeeeee!

Anonymous asked
I love you xx Have an awesome day <3

Aw, thank you!!! <3

Anonymous asked
Also, I wish you didn't have suicide thoughts! You're sweet and funny and an awesome person, so it's not only your grandma, it's your parents, friends, people on here, and so many others who love you. xxxxx... I wish I could kiss you in person lol

Haha. You’re very sweet. Let’s do it! xP

Anybody wanna place bets that I&#8217;ll fall off this balcony tonight after a glass of wine or seven?

Anybody wanna place bets that I’ll fall off this balcony tonight after a glass of wine or seven?