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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Yes. It’ll be released as a single sometime in the fall (most likely late September). I’m just putting together the final arrangements with Sony, my record label. I’m in need of one more backup vocalist, though, so if you’re interested, shoot me a message and I’ll fly you to the studio to audition.
Yup.
Got myself an adult beverage to make the awful live performances at tonight’s Billboard Music Awards sound better.
Does that bald twat, Pitbull really have to pop up in every fucking song these days?
I’ve spent more time in Walmart this week than Walmart’s employees.
Haha. I just love nerdy compliments. :D Now if only we can get you to spell shit correctly (*arrangement). ;P
I haven’t. I plan to be drunk this evening, so I may give it a go.
Pineapple cheesecake, y’all! I’m not quite sure why, but I just heard myself say that in Paula Deen’s voice.
Wow. I had two drinks tonight at a restaurant and I’m not hammered. Round of applause?
The Empire State Building’s rockin’ a nice shade of blue tonight.
I think people who wear visors should be slapped around a little bit. They just look so fucking stupid. I mean, it’s half of a fucking hat. Why buy half of a fucking hat? Go back to the store and buy the rest of the fucking hat.
