The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 23 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)

Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.

Side side note: I don't do promos.

Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.

 

Looking over some of my old English papers. Really poppin’ Tuesday night.

Looking over some of my old English papers. Really poppin’ Tuesday night.

Oh, my fucking fuck. I found the motherfucking alcohol stash at work.

Oh, my fucking fuck. I found the motherfucking alcohol stash at work.

A sleeping employee and a Christmas tree in July. That should paint a pretty good picture of my work environment for you.

A sleeping employee and a Christmas tree in July. That should paint a pretty good picture of my work environment for you.

Alcohol and pills. Rock bottom, here I come.

Operation LOSE WEIGHT starts RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I know I’m drunk and all, but I kind of want a kid. I’m sure sober me will remind me why this is a terrible idea tomorrow.

Sleeping pills + entire bottle of wine = still awake?!? What the fuck, man?!

I hope to be just like her when I’m a grandma someday.

Anonymous asked
Whats the most money you've spent in cash in one day

A little over $4000.

I will resume back to work on tomorrow on 7/28/14 Monday. #thisiswhatidealwith

I will resume back to work on tomorrow on 7/28/14 Monday. #thisiswhatidealwith

Anonymous asked
Do you like rubbing frosting on your nipples?

Only on Saturdays in the Fall.

When the atheist met the Pope. #Flashbackfriday

When the atheist met the Pope. #Flashbackfriday

When I met Donald Trump and his combover. #Flashbackfriday

When I met Donald Trump and his combover. #Flashbackfriday