The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 23 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)

Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.

Side side note: I don't do promos.

Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.

 

Fucking amazing. Being a nice guy just never fucking pays off. Guess I have to be a douchebag.

Thanks for the suggestions, Netflix. Really appreciate it.

Thanks for the suggestions, Netflix. Really appreciate it.

Heavy rain and humid conditions in the forecast for tomorrow. Excellent.  Looking forward to looking like this all day.

Heavy rain and humid conditions in the forecast for tomorrow. Excellent. Looking forward to looking like this all day.

Anonymous asked
Pickles or poop??

Pickled poop.

Another beautiful day to leave my shitty office and relax by the water.

Another beautiful day to leave my shitty office and relax by the water.

My mother turned 48 today, and she’s sitting in the living room listening to Ja Rule. Pretty safe to say that a mid-life crisis is setting in.

Anonymous asked
Do you think it's true that guys prefer a difficult woman, not impossible, just difficult, over somebody 100% easygoing and sweet?

I wouldn’t say “difficult,” but I certainly like a girl with a bit of fire in her.

About to pay a small fortune for a fucking inflatable mattress. That blonde better not be sold separately.

About to pay a small fortune for a fucking inflatable mattress. That blonde better not be sold separately.

Anonymous asked
I know it's late thursday night. But I just wanted to say have a happy Friday and try to be as happy as you can. Because no one wants Peter to be sad :) we all loves you <3

How sweet! Thank ya, darlin’! You have a fantastic day, as well!

The leaves are starting to change and that beautiful fall crispness is in the air. Best time of the year.

The leaves are starting to change and that beautiful fall crispness is in the air. Best time of the year.

I really think Bruce Jenner should consider putting out a hair-care line.

I really think Bruce Jenner should consider putting out a hair-care line.

This is one of my company&#8217;s newest customers. Just when I thought this place couldn&#8217;t get more ridiculous.

This is one of my company’s newest customers. Just when I thought this place couldn’t get more ridiculous.

Phew! Now I can finally get a good night&#8217;s sleep.

Phew! Now I can finally get a good night’s sleep.