The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 23 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)

Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.

Side side note: I don't do promos.

Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.

 

Anonymous asked
Leaving for college in 7 hours.. Any advice?

Wear a condom at all times. Even if you have a vagina, wear a condom.

This shit tastes like apple-flavored gasoline. #butilldrinkit

This shit tastes like apple-flavored gasoline. #butilldrinkit

I really can’t handle this much ridiculousness in one video.

When I’m running late for work and someone from the office calls to ask what time I’ll be in.

I really hate myself for laughing at this.

I really hate myself for laughing at this.

Anonymous asked
What's your favorite type of snapchat to receive? And your favorite asks?

I like ‘em all!! :)

Anonymous asked
So what DOES bea mean...

Well, step one to making sense of its meaning is to spell it correctly. “Bae.” xP It means “before anyone else.”

I JUST found out what “bae” actually means. All this time, I thought it was a shortened, annoying variation of “baby.” God, I’m fucking old.

Whenever I want to give my car a self-esteem boost, I park it behind this gem.

Whenever I want to give my car a self-esteem boost, I park it behind this gem.

It takes a special state to contain a town named “Buttzville.” #NewJersey

It takes a special state to contain a town named “Buttzville.” #NewJersey

You know, I’ve got to be honest. Robin Williams’ death hit me harder than most fans of his, simply because I see a lot of myself in him. Allow me to explain. I’m NOWHERE near as funny, smart, or creative as he is (or was, rather), but I do use humor, and always have, to cover up my deep, long-lasting emotional pain and insecurities. I’ve never truly opened up to anyone; rather, I’ve always kept my true, raw, tormented thoughts to myself, and masked my troubles with humor. I’ve always come across as the strong, funny, “put together” person to go to for advice, when in reality, I’m that weak, sad, fragile person I’m always giving advice to. I’m sure many of you can relate, and I’m hopeful that all of those who can (including myself), will have taken Mr. Williams’ death as ammunition to face their own demons head-on and push forth, harder than ever, to find peace and happiness.

Anonymous asked
What's the last movie you saw? How was it?

"The Purge: Anarchy." I really don’t remember if it was good or not. I smuggled a shitload of wine into the theater and got pretty hammered.

It really takes a true piece of shit to kick someone when they’re down. Social media has created an entirely new platform on which demented sickos thrive. Fucking shameful.

It really takes a true piece of shit to kick someone when they’re down. Social media has created an entirely new platform on which demented sickos thrive. Fucking shameful.

Saw two bears out there today. Been a while since I’ve been that close to shitting myself.

Saw two bears out there today. Been a while since I’ve been that close to shitting myself.