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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
FAQs
What’s your name?
Peter.
Are you really 21 years old?
Yes, and I’m well aware that I look 7.
Are you single?
Yes.
Are you gay?
Shockingly enough, no. (Pick your jaw up off of the floor.)
Are you absolutely sure?
Yes.
Are you a virgin?
Yes.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN!?
Because I refuse to pork anyone who I’m not in love with.
Do you like Harry Potter?
No.
Do you like Twilight?
FUCK no.
Favorite movie?
“Titanic.”
How tall are you?
6’2”
Are you religious?
No. I’m an atheist.
Can you promote my blog?
I don’t do promos.
What’s your ethnicity?
I’m essentially a European mutt. I’m Italian, German, Irish, French, Dutch, Polish, and a touch of British.
