Anonymous asked: Have you had your penis touched recently?
Typical conversation with a classmate in the...
Me: *Impatiently waiting to use the computer* Classmate: “Oh look! This website says that the President of our university is an environmental psychologist. What does that mean?” Me: “It means he provides counseling to trees; now get the fuck off the computer.”
This is what happens when you're friends with me...
When the wind ruins a perfectly good hair day...
Anonymous asked: Thanks for your ridiculously funny blog :) it cheered me up, a lot!! I have a tendency to insomnia, and this blog is just a life saver... I know, seriously lame, but it's the god honest truth :) -C
Anonymous asked: What is your first name? I know that's creepy to ask but I was just wondering..
Anonymous asked: Damn, boy. You look hot! Great profile pic! The best one yet!
Anonymous asked: I had a terrible weekend, and had the need to vent to someone who will listen at least and then turn it into a joke. So, yeah. And you are so damn adorable and amazing. You made my entire weekend livable :) thank you so much!
Anonymous asked: duuuuuuuuuuude you like totally have Bobby Flay's forehead.
Anonymous asked: I see your right hand is strong, you must MATH DEBATE a lot.
Anonymous asked: You look like my English Teacher...whom I fantasize about RAAAAAAAWR ;)
Anonymous asked: Your blunt honesty is delightfully refreshing. Well played, good sir. Well played.
Anonymous asked: Any advice for a 14 year old goin to a party??
Anonymous asked: advice to girls who have small boobs?
Anonymous asked: I agree with the other anon. Unfortunately nowadays there aren't many guy like you, most are after one thing. Thanks for being decent.
Anonymous asked: You don't believe in God nor that Aliens exist??
Anonymous asked: Do you believe in ghosts/ the supernatural? You seem to be a know-it-all; therefore, i'm curious as to whether you believe in a greater power. This is not meant to be bitchy either, just curious.
Anonymous asked: Whats up with that anon saying you broke her heart?
Anonymous asked: What ? Forget it there is no worth talking to u
Anonymous asked: do you prefer a type of girl ?
Anonymous asked: The only thing you care about is making Fun of others , i dont care what you say, i dont even know what troll means , idiot cant u understand how much i love u, this is what happens , your probably happy with that bitch you always with
Anonymous asked: You know me , so i dont have anything else to say ,Remember the day u had your last exam ,and last Christmas , I loved You but The only thing you manged to give me is a Heart break.
Anonymous asked: What do you think about Lady Gaga?
Anonymous asked: Dont ask me who am ! I made a bet on my friend that i will make u ask me out in 2 weeks , so iam gonna dress as corpse bride tommarow ,We'll see if u can find me ! toodles..
Anonymous asked: You are perfection to me. :)
Anonymous asked: I think it really funny how you try to be so pedantic, you use perfect grammar and so. If you lived in Sweden, you would be such a typical swedish guy. And nobody likes them if you're abroad.
Anonymous asked: what would you do if you had a zombie in front of you ?
Anonymous asked: If you see a girl who exactly looks like leighton meestor, and asked you out, will u say no ?
Anonymous asked: Most men are stupid. I wish there was more like you!
Anonymous asked: Hi Peter my name is Homer
Anonymous asked: Have you ever cheated on a girl? Would you be able to forgive a girl if she cheated on you.
Anonymous asked: You are amazing and holy fuck thats a lot of followers...
Anonymous asked: I would do you right then and there if I saw you <3
Anonymous asked: I AM IN LOVE WITH YOOOOOOOOU, YOU SARCASTIC ASS <3 <3 <3 wish I was yours.
Anonymous asked: faVORITE acCENT?
Anonymous asked: are you online?
Trying to walk after a long car ride...
Anonymous asked: So, how many followers DO you have?
These motherfucking attention-whoring piles of...
(This is for Firefox and Chrome, by the way.) 1) You MUST first download Greasemonkey. This add-on allows the script to be utilized within the browser. 2) Once you’ve installed Greasemonkey, click on the following link to download the actual script: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/112207. (Just click install on the top, right corner of the page.) 3) Voila. Go to Tumblr and you should...
When you're out and you spot your best friend...
Where are you going and why didn’t you invite me!?
Typical conversation with my dad...
Dad: “What are you doing? You look gay walking outside in the snow with an umbrella.” Me: “I’m sorry, have we met? Since when has the concern of “looking gay” stopped me before?” *rolls eyes gayly and walks outside with umbrella*
Anonymous asked: Good gravy, I live in Canada and it hasn't even began to snow here, yet D: I wish you the best of luck with your struggle against Mother Nature <3
Anonymous asked: What's a good conversation starter? See, I have this awkward person that happens to walk down the same street as me everyday, down into my neighborhood after work. He's a neighbor, but still. Tired of walking home in awkward silence.
Anonymous asked: Show your dick?
Anonymous asked: Would you ever be friends with any of your followers?
Fuck you, Mother Nature. Fuck you.
Anonymous asked: I saw something that you said that you made other videos before? Where are they???
When super-skinny bitches call themselves fat...
Here we fucking go…
Anonymous asked: What did you do at the mall today? (:
Anonymous asked: I'm in love with you, so can I have more?