I suck at life. Advice?
Stop sucking.
December 2011
What you would do if you saw a dying fish in your fishtank? Let it die or try to help it?
I’d give it mouth-to-gill resuscitation. What kind of fucking question is that?
You have to be the greatest person to ever be on earth ! You're hilarious. Just thought you'd like to know :)
Hah! You’re very kind. Thank you for the undeserved compliment! :P
Have you ever done drugs, smoked or drunken?
Drunken? Wowwie.
I’ve never done drugs. I did smoke a cigarette when I was 12. And yes, I have had alcohol, but it is/was very infrequent.
@bryanluppi Lmao. I’ve been looking for that picture for weeks!
You said you answer anon hate that you get right? so can you show us an example? :P
Yeah. Anon hate is very rare for me, though.
Example from a while back:
http://shutyourface09.tumblr.com/post/8808268473/i-fucking-hate-you-and-your-blog-you-should-go-die-i
you're kinda the most adorable older brother ever
Lol. I’m tough as nails when it comes to school.
So how are you on this fine evening? :)
I could be better. My brother just brought home a TERRIBLE report card and I’ve just finished giving him quite a lengthy lecture. So now I’m contemplating his punishment.
what kind of music do you listen to
Pretty much everything. But I tend to prefer classic/soft rock, and tend to shy away from rap.
How tall are you? Can you show a picture to show how tall you are? :3
I’m 6’2”.
(Yelling at my brother to stop taking pictures of me.)
November 2011
There's always that one teacher who puts shit on a test that you never learned and you're just there like...
When people in your house go on a diet, leaving you to eat all the leftover junk food...
Post a picture of what's on your bedside table and list the contents, please :D
Most of it’s occupied by a fucking fan that I need to have blowing me away all night while I sleep. Then we have my Snoopy Christmas cup, a random roll of yellow string (no clue where it came from, but it’s been sitting there for weeks and I’ve yet to move it), nail-clippers, and my contact lens’ case. :P
Whats your ex's name?
Be honest, do you enjoy the smell of farts?
Only second to the smell of vomit.
The sarcastic insults are part of what make you great!
Hah. Thanks! I’m glad you see it that way. :D
You're amazing! I wish I had a friend like you!!!
You’re very kind. I doubt you’d be so gung-ho once the sarcastic insults start flying out of my mouth, though. xP
when i approach you one day and awkwardly start a bullshit conversation, keep in mind i'm wanting to cuddle you the whole time!
Ummm, are you implying that we know each other? Lol.
Did you know that we're soul mates? <3 :D
;P
i love your blog<3 its amazing c;
Thank you! Glad you enjoy my nonsense. :)
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