Anonymous asked: i'd like to know your thoughts on Rebecca Black please.
Anonymous asked: if u like a girl, do you try to keep ur conversations long?
Anonymous asked: Who you gonna kiss at midnight for new years!? :D
Anonymous asked: Any resolutions?
Anonymous asked: I can't wait for the clock to strike 12 :) A new year = a new me! :D
The first time I hear some pathetic, melodramatic...
Just parted my hair on the other side for the new...
q-uandary asked: Can you promo me please? i only have 1 follower. Its my birthday (:
When someone gives me a compliment...
Anonymous asked: Two questions - 1) Who is your ultimate celeb crush?
2) Do you have a milf celeb crush?
2) Do you have a milf celeb crush?
Anonymous asked: I think you are so funny and your blog is awesome. You're definitely my Tumblr crush :)
Anonymous asked: Sometimes I like masturbate by sticking big bottles of hairspray in my vagina.
Anonymous asked: Greetings from Finland! I just found your tumblr and I love it! Rakkautta x
Only at my office is drinking champagne and...
Well this certainly gave me a chuckle on my way to...
A fucking LUMBER company named “Dykes.” Well played.
Anonymous asked: Can I have your children?
Anonymous asked: would you even care if i told you that, right now, i'm depressed as fuck & i want to just, kill myself.. end it all...
Anonymous asked: I love you, you precious, fucking hysterical, witty, and sarcastic grammar Nazi of a man.♥
Anonymous asked: wait, when/where/what did you sing!?
Anonymous asked: Can you sing again for usss? I miss your singing!!
Anonymous asked: how gay are you?
Anonymous asked: Your sarcastic bullshit makes my heart happy.
Anonymous asked: I legitimately pee myself every time I read your blog. It gives me hope in the state of Jersey to know there are people like you walking around being funny and sarcastic as fuck. My kind of man.
Anonymous asked: You are the best thing that's ever happened to Tumblr xD You never fail to make me laugh!
Anonymous asked: heyy im 203 pounds and would like to know how u stay so fit <3333333333 also i have such chapped lips whats ur favorite brand of chapstick
New sign for my office door...
Anonymous asked: did you ever have a phase when you were a teen where you were really horny, like what seems 24/7 all the time? :(
Anonymous asked: Is Candice swanepoel Sexier then Angelina jolie ?
Anonymous asked: Whats for lunch? :D
That moment when you finally understand a math...
Anonymous asked: Being the most logical person on earth, How would you react if you were at home, completely alone, and you saw something get thrown across the room then heard a loud scream followed by a enormous thud in the next room?
Anonymous asked: There's a giant orb in that picture of you and the wax pope! 0__0
A few pics from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum:
Me with Donald Trump and his comb-over: A saint and an atheist; together at last: No fucking idea (me in 30 years?):
Anonymous asked: I SEE YOU DRIVIN' ROUND TOWN WITH THE GIRL I LOVE
Anonymous asked: are you a chicken farmer? cause you sure know how to raise cocks. i'm gay. lets fuck.
Anonymous asked: I hate it when I walk into the bathroom and my socks get wet </£
Anonymous asked: It would be entertaining to watch you smart-mouth your mother and father and them not understand you're insulting them then watch you go off on innocent people for being stupid. LOL
Anonymous asked: you should have your own tv show
Anonymous asked: thoughts on cigarette smoking?
Anonymous asked: I thought you were MIA for a while haha. You haven't answered any anons since this afternoon :P
Anonymous asked: whats your favorite lady gaga song, album, and video?
Anonymous asked: Your voice is attractive.
Anonymous asked: You have to check out Bloomfield Ave. in Montclair.
Anonymous asked: On a 4.0 scale, do you think a 3.6 - 3.7 is good enough to get into a state university? I have a lot of extra curricular activities and community service, too.
Anonymous asked: Sooooo is that a yes or no that you were serious or not...?
Anonymous asked: I really really really really really hope you were kidding about that barbie doll shit, I'm freaking scarred for life now if you weren't.
Anonymous asked: Who do u prefer Adriana lima or megan fox ?
Anonymous asked: Im 13 and had sex but its super painful, do you have any tips to make it less painful?