June 2011
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When someone tells me that I'm a sarcastic...
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This is a screen-cap from my skype chat with my...
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When you find out the quiet girl is actually a...
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When the teacher turns his/her back to write on...
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When someone is telling a long, boring story and...
Pardon me while I slip into a coma.
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When someone says something so incredibly STUPID...
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I just discovered that my mother has a 50 Cent...
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The inexplicable joy of finding someone who's...
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mochachiller345:
“A man who truly cares for a woman simply wants her to be happy; and if that means maintaining a friendship with a very good friend, then he shouldn’t have anything against that, regardless of his bad feelings toward that friend.” - http://shutyourface09.tumblr.com/
^ This guy is seriously the BEST friend anyone could ever ask for. Such wise words of wisdom and I love him oh so...
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Those nauseatingly irritating girls who do the...
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When it takes you 10 minutes to finish a math...
I really am an idiot, aren’t I?
Anonymous asked: You make me want to reblog everything on you're blog :)
THANKYOU!
THANKYOU!
Anonymous asked: Would you give your number to a follower?
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When you get a text from your parents saying:...
Oh FUCK. What did they find out…?
Anonymous asked: Do you have a girlfriend?
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How girls act in high school when they see a girl they hate:
How girls act in college when they see a girl they hate:
Anonymous asked: I love your icon picture. Please don't change it.
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That one asshole friend who makes sex noises when...
Actually, that would be me.
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When you fall for a friend, but he/she doesn't...
Anonymous asked: hi, you rock <3 :D and i love you and your blog!
Anonymous asked: Do you have any instant messaging accounts, such as MSN, Yahoo!, etc.? And, would you give them out to your followers so they can talk with you?
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When someone asks: "Is it frustrating to stay a...
Anonymous asked: Do you follow people back?
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When you can hear someone chewing like a toothless...
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Hanging Cars Out to Dry
So my always-intelligent mother (hoping you can sense the intense sarcasm there) locked her keys in the car last night, which she discovered this morning (as she was getting ready to leave to purchase her daily MOUNTAIN of lottery tickets) after manically running around the house looking for them (the keys) like a crazed cocaine addict craving a snort.
Being the nice pile of turd that I am, I...
Anonymous asked: Do you have a Facebook because I seriously want to add you :3
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The frustration of trying to politely end a...
Anonymous asked: I loooooove youuuuuu! <3
Anonymous asked: Will you have sex with me...?
I like you
I like you
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Just got to 1000 followers! Thank you; you guys...
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When you're on the phone with that one friend who...
Anonymous asked: Okay, so I'd rather be anonymous to tell you that I love you! :""""""""""""""">
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I was asked to post my favorite picture of myself,...
Doesn’t get much better than this, folks.
This, ladies and gentleman, is colloquially know as a “hot mess.”
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The horrifying moment when you find a hair in your...
**Automatic thought** “OMG, THE COOK’S PUBE.”
Anonymous asked: Your Blog is amazing.
I think I love You
I think I love You
Anonymous asked: Peter,
Your Tumblr makes me wanna drive up to New Jersey and give you a huge hug. You are my kindred spirit!
Your Tumblr makes me wanna drive up to New Jersey and give you a huge hug. You are my kindred spirit!
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When someone has a bitch fit on someone you...
Preach, girl, preach.
Anonymous asked: What's your name?
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I'm amazed when I see these little 8 year old...
Anonymous asked: Do you like ice cream?
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When you've already poured your cereal only to...
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When that one friend keeps taking back the same...
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Grandma, My Savior
While once again spending some quality time with Grandma over the weekend, we’d decided that we should watch a movie. After much deliberation (and by deliberation I mean me showing her movie titles and her saying: “I’m not watching that garbage; there’s too much s-e-x (yes she actually spelled it out)), we’d decided on “Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” because nothing says quality Grandma-Grandson time...
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When you're walking alone and every little noise...
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That proud moment when your hear your parents...
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That awkward moment when your parents bring up the...
Wha…what’s sex? Who even does that?
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Every one has ipods these days, and I'm still here...
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,When your teacher just won't shut the fuck up...
Take me, Lord.
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What I'd like to do to those slow-moving assholes...
Comin’ through…
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When you see a picture of a girl who's OBVIOUSLY...
