Anonymous asked: I love you Peter, you're hilarious and just perfect. (-: (and do not deny it like I know you will...) (-:
Anonymous asked: what's the reason for your URL? why 09 at the end?
Anonymous asked: I love your blog and you are very funny and i have told all my friends who have a tumblr to follow you weather they have or not idk but your a really cool guy and i love most of your large fan base well aside from the people who say " YOUR SUPER FUCKY SEXY LETS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' its just they seem very stalkerish but who am i to judge im a emo freak but whatever iv been labeled...
Anonymous asked: Just curious, what is your opinion (a rant is welcome) on the 16 year old atheist girl who is being bullied for getting a large prayer sign taken down from her school in Rhode Island? (If you haven't heard of this, look up Jessica Ahlquist, it should come up).
Writing an essay at the last minute:
Starting the essay: “I’m going to make this shit awesome. I need this A.” 5 minutes later:
That horrifying moment when you walk in on your...
Anonymous asked: I must say your eyes alone in your new profile pic are making me want to touch myself.
Anonymous asked: Let's just bypass all this shit & get naked. & fuck eachothers brains out. The end.
Anonymous asked: Are you a general? Cause all my privates are up at your attention ;) I'm gay, let's fuck!
Anonymous asked: QEFKLBEBFKLWEGFKLEW Your advice for coming out of the closet is hilarious. <3
Anonymous asked: How do I tell someone that I'm gay?
Anonymous asked: how do you get your skin so perfect?
Anonymous asked: Where the fuck are men like you in my life up in Idaho?
Anonymous asked: you look fucking gorgeous in ur pro pic.... ru wearing makeup? lol
Anonymous asked: I'm literally laughing out loud at your new picture. HAHHAHAHAH :D but in a good way <3!!!!!!!!! :D HAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous asked: Holy shit your new display picture is fucking gorgeous *_*
Today is one of those days where my hair is...
My friend's 3 year old brother just called me a...
Anonymous asked: Hello
Anonymous asked: To that anon- I agree with your message but it is "You're" not "Ur". Have a nice day. :)
Anonymous asked: UR THE MOST PERFECT MAN EVER and If I wasn't 14 at the moment I would marry you :) <3
Instead of reading "Sports Illustrated" like a...
Anonymous asked: You remind me of like a male version of Jenna Marbles lol (:
Anonymous asked: Do you watch Jenna Marble's and Kingsley's videos?
Anonymous asked: Whats the best way to get a girl wet?
When your friend tells you to stop cyber-stalking...
Bitch, it’s not stalking, it’s a keen interest.
Anonymous asked: Is It Bad That Im Obsessed with your blog and basically spend all my time on it? :O LMFAO. Like literally ive spent about 3 hours just reading the question part of your blog o.e You Are Amazing(:
Anonymous asked: For the anon asking about self harming: my best friend used to, and it was the worst feeling in the world. Please find the person in question psychological help. She takes her anxiety meds now and is okay. Talk to the person's parents, talk to anyone who can get them help. It tears me apart to know that anyone in the world is doing that, and it can lead to any number of other issues.
Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S FUCK!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: Opinions on self-harm/self-harmers?
Anonymous asked: I was gonna tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it.
Anonymous asked: Who are you on skype with? (:
Anonymous asked: What kind of pie are you eating?
Anonymous asked: Clearly. How is your Saturday night treating you?
Anonymous asked: Hello
Anonymous asked: so girls thta cant sing areent attractive?not everyone has that tallent yo u know
Anonymous asked: Unless you beg me but I doubt you'll lower yourself to that lol. I do have a soft spot for you because you're funny yet caring too.
Anonymous asked: Then what are your dating standards, cutie pie? :D
Anonymous asked: I know how to sing and play the piano. Am I good enough for you yet?
Anonymous asked: Girls who can sing are attractive? Than I really hope I'm as good as I've been told :P
Anonymous asked: can i give you sucky sucky?
Anonymous asked: That's really great of you to have that kinda attitude, and to me it doesn't make sense why guys like you are single.
Anonymous asked: How come you rejected it?
Anonymous asked: Has someone offered to give you a blow job? And i mean in real life, not internet creepers
Anonymous asked: Have you gotten a blow job?
Anonymous asked: Opinion on masturbation?
Mom: I just blow-dried and straightened my hair. What do you think?
Me: Holy shit! What the fuck have you done!? A corn maze has fewer dead ends!
Mom: I want to hurt you so, so bad.
Dear Lord (who I don't believe in), please give me...
Those confusing movies that end without a clear...
Anonymous asked: I was like that with my grandma too, then she got sick, and just 2 days before she could come back home she past away. I almost didn't recover :( I couldn't even cry at her funeral because I had to be strong for everyone else.. sigh.. i miss her. Sometimes you just wish people can live forever. You're so lucky I hope she stays strong and you get to spend lots more time with her :)