Anonymous asked: what do you think about this: I sent my homework 7 seconds before my teacher closed the forum ;) "Sent ( February 29 2012 19:59:53 PST )" I had until 20:00 PST lol im so responsible :B
Anonymous asked: Look it up! I promise you it's nothing bad XD haha. It's a website with comics and sometimes it's on grammar but it is SO funny. Like when they explain the difference between lose and loose, they say lose is not winning, loose is your mom XD haha.
Anonymous asked: You should work for theoatmeal.(com) or something XD You would fit right in! :D
Anonymous asked: Dat assssssssssss.
Anonymous asked: You need to have a tv show. The world needs to be exposed to your humor.
Anonymous asked: Your comment about snookis child having the I.Q of a turnip, is an insult to turnips everywhere.
Anonymous asked: Do you think young people lie when they say they don't masterbate?
Anonymous asked: Are you secretly a sex addict trying to change his ways, so you're abstaining from sex until you believe you've "been cured"?
Anonymous asked: They confirmed it, Snooki is pregnant.
Anonymous asked: Whats it like having balls?
Anonymous asked: Wazzz good honeydipp?! :)
Anonymous asked: My boyfriend talked me into giving him a blowjob and then told me he's had anal sex. In that order.
Anonymous asked: Kris Jenner or Dina Lohan? (If you absolutely had to choose one)
Anonymous asked: I am feeling a little off today... ): Would you like to turn me on?
Totally uncalled for...
Mom: I've been dreaming about my dead grandmother a lot lately. She keeps saying "I need to get out." I wonder if she's trying to tell me something.
Me: Maybe she's trying to tell you that you should have spent a few extra bucks and gotten her the bigger coffin. Wasn't she claustrophobic?
Anonymous asked: Is it normal for a girl to masturbate 3 times a day with a rope? Just wondering cuz all of my friends say it's weird and gross.
Anonymous asked: I want to take a bath with you.
Anonymous asked: So you still a virgin?
Anonymous asked: If you were a gavel, I'd bang you <---the pickup line I use most -___-
Anonymous asked: *Mwah*
Anonymous asked: Do you ever give homeless people money?
Anonymous asked: So get out, get out, get out of my head and fall into my arms instead.
Anonymous asked: Do you actually know the lyrics of all these songs off the top of your head, or do you look them up?
Anonymous asked: what's your opinion on the idea of a slut?
Anonymous asked: Baby come back! Any kind of fool could see there was something in everything about you! Baby come back!
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite class this year?
Anonymous asked: What does someone have to do to be considered a slut? People call me a slut, but I don't even sleep around. I admittedly show a little skin sometimes by wearing raceback and burnout tanks, but it's not like my legs are open and I'm flashing my goodies at everyone. I've never been a tease or anything like that...I just don't know how I earned this reputation other than...
Anonymous asked: Do you have a favorite animal?
Anonymous asked: so i went along with the dare and went to go and get my vagina pierced closed, because suddenly my dare turned into a bet. five thousand dollars to go through with it, and as i'm sitting at the parlor, about to shit bricks, i remembered what you said. i don't want to be an imbecile. and i still want to have sex. soooo now i owe five thousands to the assholes i call friends.
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Anonymous asked: You've turned me into a sarcastic cunt. Thank you. :D
Anonymous asked: Your lips look so kissable and perfect red that I want to suck them off.
Anonymous asked: How do you rip a vagina off?
Anonymous asked: i just looked it up her name was melissa drexler. and the place was in hazlet/aberdeen on 35
Anonymous asked: omg lol when you made the toilet joke it reminded me of this thing that happened in my town hazlet nj. this girl had her senior prom there in the 90s and legit had a baby in the bathroom of the reception place and threw it in the trash and went back out to dance. google it i sware this happened i live like 5 mins from the place
Anonymous asked: I'm going to buy you the ugliest pair of crocs I can find.
Anonymous asked: You must have been born in a highway, 'cause that's where most accidents happen.
Anonymous asked: Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away <3
Anonymous asked: You wouldn't happen to wear size 11 shoes, would you?
Anonymous asked: You should come and cuddle with me while I watch TV all afternoon.
Anonymous asked: Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. ;) I want to have sex with your ghost. That's what I'm here after.
Anonymous asked: You got a haircut? lets see a picture! :D
Anonymous asked: i just found $190 in my last year school bag. oh god i feel like I'm rich, I'm gonna order pizza and pizza and pizza and pizza and i won't let anyone eat with me
Anonymous asked: I'm in my Physics class and I'm really bored. Why do I need this course to graduate?
Anonymous asked: It's Sadie Hawkins Day...will you marry me?
Anonymous asked: You are the anti-hipster. Me gusta.
Anonymous asked: Do you own an iPod? You should shuffle your songs and tell me the first one that comes on.
Anonymous asked: You would get loads of customers. Men, women, trannys...you name it.
Anonymous asked: You should move to NYC then. Like Soho or Nolita. I feel like you'd fit in there.