Do you have any plans for the 4th of July because I'd like to light some fireworks in your bedroom ;)
Wow. That was about a 10 on the lame-o-meter. And that’s on a scale of 1 to 5.
July 2012
I think you're cute and hilarious :D
Aww, you’re very sweet. Thank you! :)
Lets watch The Golden Girls, eat ice cream, and cuddle <3
This anon, ladies and gentlemen, is my future girlfriend.
Id like to request for you to sing a one direction song .
Who the fuck said I was taking requests? This isn’t TRL.
oh baby mmmm don't stop
I didn’t start.
People on facebook are so fun. LOL Last time I was on facebook, a girl I knew from school told me to stop showing off my boobs and that I was trashy cause I had a picture of me wearing a formfitting t-shirt which didn't show any cleavage at all. She later posted about a week later how much working as a stripper sucks but the money is pretty good.
Lmao! Well there you have it. Most people who are Facebook addicts are fake, hypocritical, self-serving, narcissistic attention-whores with the IQ of a ball of silly putty.
June 2012
This progressively annoying waste of flesh on Facebook just went from "I fucking hate everyone. No one talk to me. I'm better off alone" to changing her status to "in a relationship" literally 12 minutes later. The lucky fellow who just took her off the market needs to have some serious sense punched into him.
Can’t wait to hear her piss and moan about him in about an hour.
When your friends tell you they're not interested in hearing you talk about your obsessions...
Who is the most famous person you've ever met?
I’ve never met anyone famous, so let’s move out on the spectrum a bit. My cousin dated Kevin Federline (and Britney Spears hates her). Stellar taste.
eeeeww, don't have sex on the beach, you'll get sand all up in your anus.
We wouldn’t be directly on the sand. We’d be on a Finding Nemo beach towel.
Why does everyone hate Nickelback? he's not THAT bad
Lmao. A friend of mine loves Nickelback so I’m constantly insulting them to piss in her Cheerios. I think the better question is: Why do some people like Nickelback? Chad Kroeger sounds like he was throat-raped with razor blades as a child.
What do you think about Plus Size/BBW women?
Rock on! :D
Trying to fuck with your friends, but shit always winds up backfiring...
When the fuck are you gonna get laid?! Lol. Just Do It.
I’m too much of a stubborn prude.
You said you might like someone on tumblr who follows you. Is it someone you met on tumblr or someone you actually know in real life?
The latter. :P
What is your ideal place to have sex? (your bedroom doesn't count)
I’ve never had sex so I don’t really know, but I’ve kind of always wanted to do it on the beach. Lol.
- Me: *Shows friend a picture of my chemically burned face*
- Friend: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF!?
- Me: Beauty is pain, and considering what I'm dealing with (*points at self*), I might not make it out alive.
Is there anyone on tumblr who follows you that you might like
Maybe.
www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=-3D5FwwtNVM It's one of my new favourite songs. xo
Lmaoo. I wish explosive diarrhea upon you for the remainder of the evening.
