Wow. That was about a 10 on the lame-o-meter. And that’s on a scale of 1 to 5.
Aww, you’re very sweet. Thank you! :)
This anon, ladies and gentlemen, is my future girlfriend.
Who the fuck said I was taking requests? This isn’t TRL.
I didn’t start.
Lmao! Well there you have it. Most people who are Facebook addicts are fake, hypocritical, self-serving, narcissistic attention-whores with the IQ of a ball of silly putty.
Can’t wait to hear her piss and moan about him in about an hour.
I’ve never met anyone famous, so let’s move out on the spectrum a bit. My cousin dated Kevin Federline (and Britney Spears hates her). Stellar taste.
We wouldn’t be directly on the sand. We’d be on a Finding Nemo beach towel.
Lmao. A friend of mine loves Nickelback so I’m constantly insulting them to piss in her Cheerios. I think the better question is: Why do some people like Nickelback? Chad Kroeger sounds like he was throat-raped with razor blades as a child.
Rock on! :D
I’m too much of a stubborn prude.
The latter. :P
I’ve never had sex so I don’t really know, but I’ve kind of always wanted to do it on the beach. Lol.
- Me: *Shows friend a picture of my chemically burned face*
- Friend: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF!?
- Me: Beauty is pain, and considering what I'm dealing with (*points at self*), I might not make it out alive.
Lmaoo. I wish explosive diarrhea upon you for the remainder of the evening.