------------------------------------- The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =) Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions. Side side note: I don't do promos. Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
*After waiting on line for 25 minutes while the bank-tellers do more joking around than working*
Teller: Can I help you?
Me: No. I had some time to kill before class and had the distinct urge to swing by, wait on line for 25 minutes, and say "hi" to a stranger behind bulletproof glass. So, hi.
Teller: I don't appreciate your sarcasm, sir.
Me: And I don't appreciate having to stand on line for 25 minutes watching you three unproductive nimrods laugh like mentally-challenged hyenas instead of actually working. So, please, with all undue respect, zip your face and cash my check.