The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)

Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.

Side side note: I don't do promos.

Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.

 

Anonymous asked
Can I rub pudding on your chest? ~Water Buffalo

Why, yes, Water Buffalo, yes you may; just as long as you seductively lick it off later. ;P