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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)

Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.

Side side note: I don't do promos.

Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.

 

Anonymous asked
tell me a story about a penguin.

Once upon a time, there was a penguin who lived on a glacier. Then the effects of global warming melted the glacier. The penguin died. The end.

  1. fakecation said: Your story was truly heartbreaking. :’( I cried.
  2. shutyourface09 posted this