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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Anonymous asked
how about we have sex?
Okie dokie. Meet me at the Best Western. You bring the KY jelly; I’ll bring the condoms, handcuffs, and a bowling ball. I’m not sure what we’ll do with the bowling ball, but it kind of just feels right to bring it.
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