If You Have Nothing Nice to Say...Well, Follow Me

In reference to your request to reblog the message *below, I’d like to first request something from you: Eat me.

I will not reblog this message for the following reason: It sounds like it was written by a 12 year old dumbass with the IQ of a seahorse.

Allow me to elaborate with the following example:

“We’ll be deleting every Tumblr account that don’t reblog this message.” Don’t? Really, genius? The subject of that sentence is SINGULAR, therefore “don’t” is incorrect. It should read: “…every Tumblr account that doesn’t reblog this message.” I assumed any idiot would know that, but apparently we’re not dealing with any idiot. You seem to be of a rare breed; one that should be widely sterilized to prevent the inevitable spread of further idiocy.

Point being: If you plan to address a massive amount of people, I suggest you whip out your old 1st grade grammar textbook and brush up on a few things.

Warmly,

Bitchy Grammar Nazi

*Original message from Staff:

“We’ll be deleting every Tumblr account that don’t reblog this message. There are a lot of inactive blogs and people keep complaining about their URLs and how they want it. For that reason, reblog this if you’d like to keep your blog.

                                                       Sincerely, Staff.”