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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Friend: “Do you want to come to my little brother’s birthday party?”
Me: “No. Why would I want to go to a little kid’s party?”
Friend: “It’s at this awesome all-you-can-eat buffet.”
Me:
