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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
When someone is telling a long, boring story and it gets to a point where you have no idea what they’re saying anymore…
Pardon me while I slip into a coma.
The Oh-So-Classic Introduction
Alrighty. Sooo, I’m not entirely sure why I’ve decided to join tumblr, but I’ve managed to narrow it down to two possible reasons: 1) I’m succumbing to the social network obsessed world in which we now live, or 2) The embarrassing facepalm that has become my social life has resulted in an atypical curiosity stemming from an extended case of immense boredom. I’m leaning toward the latter.
Anywhore, I really didn’t want to write one of those generic introductions that wind up being about as exciting as prostate exam, but I guess a brief intro is in order.
I’m a 21 year old college “kid,” studying to be an accountant (super exciting, I know). I reside in the state I like to call the pimple on the ass of humanity. If you haven’t guessed where by now, you either live here or you’re inconceivably retarded (and if by any chance you do live here, there is a very good chance that you are). Yes, it’s good old New Jersey. I could go on and on about this catastrophe of a state, but that might make for some interesting blogging material later on (hey, my first cliffhanger!). But I digress. Umm, I’m known to be an occasionally random, incredibly sarcastic, brutally honest, self deprecating, highly offensive, all-around lovable bitch. Although I may appear to be a royal dick, I assure you it’s all in good fun. I spend much of my day making fun of everyone and everything (including myself). But, like I said, it’s all in fun, so don’t take me seriously. I basically have no brain-to-mouth filter, so I usually say exactly what’s on my mind.
Okay, I think I’ve rambled on enough. If you’d like to get to know who I am a bit further, I suggest you follow me, if you wish, and/or visit my twitter page (where nothing remotely interesting is found) http://www.twitter.com/shutyourface09.
Thanks for reading! =D
P.S. As hard as it may be to believe, I am, in-fact, straight.
P.P.S. I rarely, if ever, reblog anything, but I do “like” a lot of posts. So everything on my page is something original that my retarded mind has come up with (with the exception of the GIFS. The captions are mine, but the actual pictures (GIFS) themselves are not).
