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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
That moment when your crush (who doesn’t know you like them) is talking to you about their desire to be in a relationship:
Reaction on the outside:
Reaction on the inside:
When you’re hanging out with your crush and you’re so smitten that you’ll go along with whatever they say…
Crush: “Want to hop into your bathing-suit and dive into a pit of alligators?
You: “OKAY!!!!”
When I’m told that someone might have a crush on me…
At first I’m like:
Then I’m like:
When you catch your crush looking at you:
But then you realize he/she was just trying to catch your attention to ask to borrow a pen:
When you see someone hitting on the person you like…
Watching you, bitch.
When your crush holds the door open for you…
He/she loves me!!!!
