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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Dear Tumblr “Staff:”
In reference to your request to reblog the message *below, I’d like to first request something from you: Eat me.
I will not reblog this message for the following reason: It sounds like it was written by a 12 year old dumbass with the IQ of a seahorse.
Allow me to elaborate with the following example:
“We’ll be deleting every Tumblr account that don’t reblog this message.” Don’t? Really, genius? The subject of that sentence is SINGULAR, therefore “don’t” is incorrect. It should read: “…every Tumblr account that doesn’t reblog this message.” I assumed any idiot would know that, but apparently we’re not dealing with any idiot. You seem to be of a rare breed; one that should be widely sterilized to prevent the inevitable spread of further idiocy.
Point being: If you plan to address a massive amount of people, I suggest you whip out your old 1st grade grammar textbook and brush up on a few things.
Warmly,
Bitchy Grammar Nazi
*Original message from Staff:
“We’ll be deleting every Tumblr account that don’t reblog this message. There are a lot of inactive blogs and people keep complaining about their URLs and how they want it. For that reason, reblog this if you’d like to keep your blog.
Sincerely, Staff.”
