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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
And a special thanks to my cat, who decided to attack my face at the end.
Tales from the 3rd floor men’s room…
Darn. Missed it by a day.
Typical conversation with a classmate in the computer lab:
Me: *Impatiently waiting to use the computer*
Classmate: “Oh look! This website says that the President of our university is an environmental psychologist. What does that mean?”
Me: “It means he provides counseling to trees; now get the fuck off the computer.”
When I’ve clearly gotten a haircut and someone asks: “Oh, did you get a haircut?”…
No, my hair grew shorter.
When you’re hanging out with your crush and you’re so smitten that you’ll go along with whatever they say…
Crush: “Want to hop into your bathing-suit and dive into a pit of alligators?
You: “OKAY!!!!”
