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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
When I walk into a spider web…
I’m fucking trapped!!
Mother of God
I’d like to preface this by saying that my mother is retarded. I mean, we have yet to have her tested, but we’re pretty sure something went terribly wrong in the womb.
So anyway she comes up to me and says: “So now that we caught Osama, do you think we’ll finally catch Saddam Hussein?”
No, I’m not kidding.
In awe of such mind-boggling ignorance and stupidity, I simply said: “Before I ask you to leave, I just want you to know that it’s statements like that that make me wish I was kidnapped as a child.”
I think I handled that pretty well.
