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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Pizza + Golden Girls + Grandma = Happy Peter
I just love having my picture taken.
And the award for most enthusiastic student goes to…
Apparently, I was too inebriated to find the camera lens.
After waiting in line at the smelly, disorganized DMV for about two hours, this is the kind of gleeful picture you wind up having to deal with on your driver’s license for the next four years.
And the footage slowly, but surely, begins to surface. Stay tuned.
Ask for a blowjob and you shall receive a blowjob.
This is the closest you’ll ever get to seeing me in a sex tape.
I feel great. #hungover #fuckstpatrick #sendhelp
So I tried to make a random video and this is what happened. It just wasn’t meant to be.
Tales of the drunkards.
@shutyourface091 before he went on Omegle to look at pení
“OMG!!!! @shutyourface091 is actually eating!!! 😱😱😱👏😂 Finally more than just a lettuce leaf. 👌” - @mochachiller491-
