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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Tales of a drunken Peter…
I was thoroughly amused with the way shelves came apart:
It seemed like a good place to rest while the others shopped:
This wasn’t even my shopping cart:
I just got my boss to call someone a bowlegged trollop. I’m so proud.
On the phone with my grandmother trying to teach her how to find the “forward” button to forward an email. Fuckery ensues.
It’s not cold outside at all! #Rudolphtherednosedreindeer
I’m on my seventh box of Nerds today. Diabetes, here I come.
Tonight I was reminded why I’m never having children.
“Being “fierce” with Peter. 💁👸😜 @shutyourface091” - Posted by @mochachiller491
“We were at the mechanics and taking pictures in the parking lot. Instagram whoring best friends. 👯❤” - Posted by @mochachiller491
I’ve been waiting in the car for my mother for 25 minutes. She has exactly 7 minutes to get here before I begin to dismantle her vehicle.
