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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Move, Bitch!
I hate when I’m standing in line at a McDonalds (or a place with comparable fast food fuckery) and an asshole in front of me stands there for what seems to be an hour contemplating what they’re going to order like they’re at a fucking Tuscan cafe. There’s nothing new on the menu since you’ve been there last week, cockbreath; and if there is, it probably tastes like a homeless guy’s armpits. Know what you’re going to order before stepping into the line, or face my infamous death stares for the duration of your dining experience. =D
My fantasy while standing behind one of these douchelords:
