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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’m the type of person who would rather carry 7625319 bags at once to avoid making a second trip out to the car.
“Facebookers”
I’ve expressed my general disdain with Facebook for quite some time(even though I have one, I rarely use it), and have now compiled a list of the most annoying types of “Facebookers” that contribute to making it the irritating waste of bandwidth that it is.
- The Ambiguous Idiots: These are the folks whose statuses are surrounded in mystery and annoyance. You know, the ones who write: “I just can’t believe this just happened.” Uhhh, what happened, you fuckwad? Did your grandmother croak, or did you win a million dollars? You really felt the need to update your status with something that no one but you will understand? I mean, not that anyone really cares because chances are no one pays attention to you anyway if you constantly post this garbage; but still, either provide a little context, or shut your face.
- The Debbie Downers: These are the whiny little douchecocks that do nothing but complain about how much their lives suck, or how they’re searching for a purpose, or how they’re lost, or how much they’ve gotten fucked over by everyone in their lives. Listen, we all have problems, and I understand that some people’s problems are worse than others, but there is NO need to be a negative twit who wants to bring everyone else down with them. Stop being a sympathy-whore, and start looking on the fucking bright side. Or just shut the fuck up. Either works.
- The Meaningless Status Specialists: These are the piss-ants that update their status every 7 minutes, nonsensically informing us of every minute detail of their pathetic lives. “Just had a glass of water!”…7 minutes later…”Heading to the bathroom!” NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I don’t care how many friends are on your list; not one of them gives a fuck. And if they say they do, they’re lying. So, if you have nothing funny, interesting, or important to say, make like a Madoff banker and keep your mouth shut.
To be continued…
This is me at least once a week. It takes a reeeeeal dipshit (*points at self*) to fall UP the stairs.
I think it’s fair to say that we all keep some people’s phone numbers in our phones just so we know not to answer when they call.
