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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Teacher: “This assignment is due in two weeks, so you have PLENTY of time to perfect it.”
Us:
“This asshole actually thinks we’re not going to do it at the last minute!”
When you find out that your parents are going away for the weekend:
The first time you hear a strange noise:
“OMG, I’M GOING TO GET KIDNAPPED!!!!!!”
