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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(This is for Firefox and Chrome, by the way.)
1) You MUST first download Greasemonkey. This add-on allows the script to be utilized within the browser.
2) Once you’ve installed Greasemonkey, click on the following link to download the actual script: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/112207. (Just click install on the top, right corner of the page.)
3) Voila. Go to Tumblr and you should now see a new icon that resembles a line graph next to the “logout” icon. That’s it. :D
I had very little sleep last night, so forgive the heroin eyes, Mr. Rogers’-like tone of voice, and the overall sense of boredom in the video. :D

@tellmeallthethings I’m not pissed off at all, promise lol. Just super tired. @cheddarslice Haha. Consider us friends then. :D

*Flashback to summer*

Now that tumblr has recovered from its 15 hour long epileptic seizure, I’d like to apologize to anyone who may have sent me a message during that time and hasn’t gotten a reply. During the time that Tumblr was being a moron, it didn’t allow me to post anything, answer anything, or receive any new messages.
Though it’s all fixed now, any messages that may have been sent to me during that time have been completely lost.
Feel free to resend any questions/comments/complaints/etc. if you’re one of those to whom I haven’t responded. I don’t want you guys thinking that I’m a disinterested, unresponsive prick. A prick maybe, but not a disinterested, unresponsive one ;P. So once again, I apologize, but don’t blame me. Blame the techtarded twits who can’t fucking seem to run this website smoothly.

FYI: Even though my artistic skills, or lack thereof, have resulted in the above drawing to look like a stumpy penis, it is in fact supposed to be a middle finger.
The sidebar on my tumblelog says I have messages, yet when I open my inbox there are “no messages to display.” I don’t want the people who have sent me messages to think I’m being an ignorant, unresponsive snob. Anyone else having this same problem?
In any case, kindly GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER, TUMBLR STAFF. K? K. :)

Sincerely,
Bloggers who don’t react well to unnecessary change