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The name's Peter. From New Jersey. 22 years old. Absurdly sarcastic. Read much more in my "about me" by clicking on the link below. =)
Side note: Many people are wondering why there are no "non-anon" questions on my blog. It's because I answer them privately so my blog doesn't get overwhelmed with questions.
Side side note: I don't do promos.
Side side side note: I don't reblog unless the post is something I really feel needs to be seen.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Professor: *Taking attendance*
Professor: ...Jessica? Where's Jessica?
Jessica: Here.
Professor: Peter?
Me: Here.
Professor: Yeah, I saw you. I always remember who you are because you always sit in the back and give me death stares when I walk in late.
You know last semester was a toughie when you’re cleaning out your old backpack and find this… (Taken with Instagram)
*At the bank being helped by a gorgeous bank teller*
What I said: Hi. Please deposit this entire amount. No cash back.
What I wanted to say: Hi. Take my virginity.
Monday mornings are never my strong point...
Co-worker: Good morning!
Me: Don't tell me how to live.
